Well you are probably thinking, what's up with this title? Well, let me just enlighten you dear friend. Ben and I have been wanting to do some landscaping around the house before the weeds eat us alive, so we go outside this afternoon to measure for the landscaping fabric and rubber mulch. Much to our surprise we found that we have some icky house guests. I am under the cantilever at the front of the house with one end of the measuring tape and see....a black widow. I was freaking out. So I called Ben over to see this horrible spider and its nest. As I am backing away, losing the mark to measure from, I see this HUGE web at the corner of our house with a gigantic black spider with yellow on its back. This thing is almost 2 inches long. Ben is heading in the garage to find something to kill it with and I am like, wait I have to get my camera to capture this beast, no one will believe us. I take some pics, Ben wacks it a couple of times, and splat, its dead. YAY. Well, he had tried to kill the black widow prior to me unleashing the camera, so no pics. The spider went back in the nest, but I did get some pics of my hero taking out that nest. So spider saga is over....so we think. Ben goes back to remeasure the flower bed because his dingy wife lost the spot to measure from and sees more spiders. There were like 13 Grand daddy long legs. We left those, we aren't scared of no grand daddy long legs. So, we get all the measurements that we need and I head to the computer to look up this crazy big spider we found. If you already know what this gigantic black and yellow spider is, please don't be too harsh. To the others of you out there like Ben and me, this is a completely harmless garden spider. Everything I read said, "DO NOT KILL." Uh, too late. If we do see one again, we will follow recommedations to remove the web to force it to move to another spot. (Well, that is what we say now.)
So, just to freak everyone out and make your skin crawl like mine, I have the pictures of these icky things and my super duper spider killing machine.


